sushimilk:

you know those potatoes called smiles? I’m eating some now and every time I eat them I feel like they are staring me down like “you boiled us in hot oil and that really hurt and now you’re eating us but thats okay we forgive you” 

funniest10k:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

wonder-or-wither:

expectomotherfuckingpatronum:

georgiehenleylife:

When Narnia meets Harry Potter.

the best thing about this is that it’s so accurate

SO ACCURATE.

thenamesmud:

TOAST TOAST TOAST

ratsoff:

By Mira Ptacin and Seth Fried

+: )    Ash Wednesday

+; )    Flirty Ash Wednesday

 : F    Bored snake

[>: (  Fire Bad

[I: I    Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:” I    Attacked by cat

:%I    Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)    Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:»q   Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o   No one in my family has any response to what you just said

<:#    Hitler birthday party

<;#    Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)   Flirty triceratops

X,<)   Flirty triceratops cyclops

P       Soup ladle

;P      Flirty soup ladle

}: I     Wolverine

{: I     Frida Kahlo

@: I    Combover

:o)     Bear missing ears

:^ u   Abject horror

;^ u   Flirty abject horror

: i      Cold sore

; i      Flirty cold sore

bensiemon:

Psychic

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Inspiration. Screen print/paint/embroider constellations on dark blue cushions. Use glow-in-the-dark paint. From the UFO Tree House in the Treehotel group in Sweden here. *TIP: For a list of constellations alphabetically and by month go here, then click on the link or google the name to find out how it looks.

*EDIT: If you decide to go with glow-in-the-dark paints there is a whole discussion about these paints on another post of mine - the Night Bike here. Go to www.glonation.com to see if this paint is right for you.